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Reader submission — anonymous, moderated

The Human Confessional

Complete the sentence. MB reads all of them and publishes a few.

“The strangest thing I've asked a bot to do is…”

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Please don't include names, addresses, health details or anything that identifies another person. We don't want it and we won't publish it.

Selected submissions

Sample content for this prototype

“The strangest thing I've asked a bot to do is…ask it to text my landlord because I was scared of him.”Anonymous
“The strangest thing I've asked a bot to do is…have it write my wedding speech and then cry at my own line.”Anonymous
“The strangest thing I've asked a bot to do is…ask it to explain what my wife meant by 'fine'.”Anonymous
“The strangest thing I've asked a bot to do is…get it to rate my mother's last message for hostility. Twice.”Anonymous
“The strangest thing I've asked a bot to do is…ask it to pretend to be my old therapist for one night.”Anonymous
“The strangest thing I've asked a bot to do is…request a summary of my own diary because I couldn't face reading it.”Anonymous
“The strangest thing I've asked a bot to do is…ask it whether I was the problem, and then argue with it for an hour.”Anonymous
“The strangest thing I've asked a bot to do is…have it draft a resignation letter every Sunday for eight months. I never sent one.”Anonymous
“The strangest thing I've asked a bot to do is…ask it to keep talking after I fell asleep.”Anonymous